A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
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