A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
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