Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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21-Aug-2017