Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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