Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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21-Oct-2019