A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
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