A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Floss like a boss! - Unknown
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
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