A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Floss like a boss! - Unknown
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Unknown
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Unknown
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
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