A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning. Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford see also Dentist & Redneck Sections Dentist Talk My Daughter & My Money Pet Dentist Survivor - Texas Style (2013) Texas Bank Security Texas Wink Why We Live in Texas |
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