Bad Day Flyer

When a soft landing can lead to a good meal



Parachutist falls into a lion's habitat

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Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


see also   Air  &  Lion   Sections
African Lunch
Always Use Your Mirrors
Lion Tail Tale
Lion Tamer
Lunch Time
Tourist Stalking

 

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Frog Tape

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Tree Carpet

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Whale Photobomb

Smoking Hot Body

Dog Biscuits

Banjo Mute

Cloud Swing

Bread Tug Of War

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18-Nov-2017