Fishing Trip With Jack

An un-frog-etable story



I finally got around to going fishing this morning, but after a while
I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are good bass bait.
Cottonmouth snake frog bait for fishing

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it
in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth.


His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake
without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.


QuotaBills
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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20-Nov-2017