July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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22-Sep-2018