July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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21-Feb-2018