July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!



July 4th Balloon

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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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22-May-2019