Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew





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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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13-Dec-2017