Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew





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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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18-Jun-2018