Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew





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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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21-Feb-2018