Soiled Service
When a funeral sermon tanks...
Coffin closes on funeral service?
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral
director to hold a graveside service
for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling
through
the area. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and
this
man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a
typical
man I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.
I saw the crew, eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized
to
the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I
saw
the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them long
but
this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their
lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say
“Amen,”
“Praise
the Lord,” and
“Glory.”
I preached, and I preached, like I'd never
preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt I had
done
my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave with a renewed sense
of
purpose and dedication, in spite of my tardiness.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers
saying to another,
“I
ain't never seen anything like this before and I've been
putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”