The San Diego Zoo zookeeper spotted a Chinese visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit. “Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper. “The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor. “No, it doesn’t,” said the keeper. “Yes, it does. It says ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’ ” see also   Animal,  Language  &  Nationality   Sections Sick Zoo Animals Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances Note Flasher

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