Do Not Feed The Animals

When it IS OK to feed the animals


The San Diego Zoo zookeeper spotted a Chinese visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit.

“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.

“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.

“No, it doesn’t,” said the keeper.

“Yes, it does. It says ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’ ”


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25-May-2019