Summer Headstand

Why Jethro failed his lifeguard exam

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Head & Shoulders below the rest of his competition


Summer Swim Headstand

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


see also   Swimming  Section
Backyard Canadian Pool
Bad Luck Kayaker
Bathroom Diving
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes
The Devil’s Swimming Pool
Drain Swimmer
Redneck Whirlpool
Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef
Suntan For Weight Loss
Surf-In Lunch Snack
Swedish Breast Stroke Swimmer
Swim Vacation
Swimming Buddies
Underwater Golf
Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary
Wet Look Waterbed - Wasserbett, Ya?
Wife Download - Beach Intervention Technique

 

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20-Feb-2018