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Painful Banana Split
Placing your order at the Trailer Estates ice cream parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into the “Orange Dipper,” an ice cream parlor in Trailer Estates Park, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

“No,” he replied, “arthritis.”


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