Construction SNAFU Awards

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Construction SNAFU Awards























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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Awards are like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one. - Maureen Lipman

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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Woman-Riding Man

Thin Polar Bear

Hand Tool

Rainbow Beer

They Found Your Balls

Giraffe Pet

Hard Working Cop

Cattle Herding in Africa

Dutch Cowboy

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Tonsil Ring

Portrait Gallery

Piano Dog

The Art Of Politics

Martini Shirt

American Mustache

Wedding Room Dress

Redneck TP

Big Bird Feeder

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18-Sep-2019