Demo House For Sale

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard Nixon

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. - John Cheever

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Fear is the cheapest room in the house. I would like to see you living in better conditions. - Hāfez

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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