Demo House For Sale

Pre-hurricane special: Louisiana home with a slanted view



Demo House For Sale pre-hurricane special







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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott


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