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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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