Demo House For Sale

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Fear cannot stay in the same house as Jesus Christ. - Jack Coe

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott


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