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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. - John Cheever

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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