Demo House For Sale

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Maybe I'd like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Fear is the cheapest room in the house. I would like to see you living in better conditions. - Hāfez

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott


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