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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. - John Cheever

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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