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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. - John Cheever

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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