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Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Fear cannot stay in the same house as Jesus Christ. - Jack Coe

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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