Demo House For Sale

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Demo House For Sale pre-hurricane special

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Fear cannot stay in the same house as Jesus Christ. - Jack Coe

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Fear is the cheapest room in the house. I would like to see you living in better conditions. - Hāfez

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

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