Demo House For Sale

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Fear cannot stay in the same house as Jesus Christ. - Jack Coe

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. - John Cheever

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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