Fair Compensation
A rancher’s return on investment

A motorist, driving by a large ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would be worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.

The motorist sat down, wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.

“Here,” he said, “is the cheque for $900. It’s postdated six years from now.”

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