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Sanctuary By The Woods Bear
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[Due to the increasing number of bears encroaching on human recreation and hunting grounds the following was published by a deacon of the Sanctuary-by-the-Woods...]

Since hunters nearby are requested to hold fire during Sunday Services, if pursued by a bear you have two options:
A) Escape into the Church;  or
B) Climb the old oak tree just beyond the Sanctuary

(Please do not run through Services with a bear behind!)


 

Bear Warning
see also  Bear Section