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Yes, Ma'am, I can personally guarantee their freshness!
Yes, ma'am something does smell fishy.
Lynne Wetherell


What you don't buy, I get to eat, so go away!
Phil Forde


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How to buy the best fish at the market.
Cat tested, Cat approved!
In a national taste-test, 1 out of 1 cats preferred Joe's Fish Shack!
Herring today, gone... well, as soon as you turn your back.
Kirk Lowry


They're delicious, ma'am, with a little CATchup.
Lloyd Arnold


Touch One Fin and Your Name Is 'Claude'!
Irvin Kauffman


Nope, we don't sell Catfish!
'Where's your boss?'
'What do you think? He has other fish to fry!'
Idske Mulder


Oh!... I thought I smelt catfish!...
They're kissed alright, but not by a star.
Close the eyes on the sardines, before they put the lids on the cans...
Mark Prairie


I is not for sale lady, I is busking... I is got a she cat and kittens to feed.
Beware: Guard Cat On Duty!
Mrs Brown


Sorry, I only have American mice left. Do you take American mice?
Joanne Campbell


You think this is a lot of fish? You should have been here before I arrived.
Personally, I like them raw but yes, they are tasty on the grill.
Marlene K. Goodman


Special Offer for Today: An empty meow with a shoal of fish
Special Offer for Tomorrow: A full meow
Girish Gangadharan


No really, they're delicious with a squeeze of lemon or I fry mine in butter with a dash of tobasco.
Allison Carmicheal



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