A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball
into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he
thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty
swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed
him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked,
“Are
you a good golfer?”
To which the man replied,
“Got
here in two, didn't I?”
see also
Golf Section