Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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20-Jun-2019