![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog Section Collara Dog Dear Abbey Fallen Friend Lazy Dogs Puppy Support - “Back” Up Plan Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices Shopping Dog UnderDog |
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