Shopping Bike

Putting the cart before the horse?



Shopping Bicycle

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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24-Sep-2017