Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men

Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

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