Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

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