Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake



Wedding Cake for Men







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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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