Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake



Wedding Cake for Men







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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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18-Nov-2017