Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake



Wedding Cake for Men







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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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26-Apr-2018