Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake



Wedding Cake for Men







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I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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