“Bill”ionaire Thoughts

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Billionaire Thoughts





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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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22-Oct-2017