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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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19-Jul-2018