Frog Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog



Frog eating a fish too large for its open mouth

QuotaBills
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A sourpuss never afflixes my appetite - Archie Bunker

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


see also   Fishing,  Food  &  Frog  Sections
3 Frogs
Animal Life Spans
Chicken Literacy
Don’t Ever Give Up
Fishing Trip With Jack
Frog Long Jumper’s Rest Break
Frog to Horse Illusion
Frog’s Fortune
Frogs Switch
Frog Waltz
Lucky Frog
Mexican Salad Dressing

 

One Too Many

Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur

Texas 4 Months Apart

Ella Vader

Well Trained Pencil

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Russian BiteLifter

Flower Lips

Old Traffic Jam

Sudoku Sampler B

Cold Corners

Leaning Straight

Burqa Ban

Steak Sale

Same Mistake Twice

Redneck Flu Shot

Coveted Car

A Balanced Diet

Rainbow Road
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

11-Dec-2017