Moving Experience

Do-it-yourself landscaping - one load at a time

Bubba’s getting bolder with boulders



Moving rock experience from trunk of a car

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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15-Oct-2018