Resignation Letter

Lottery winnings from family insiders

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

QuotaBills
Marry money. - Max Shulman

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


see also   Finance,  Lottery  &  Relationship  Sections
“Piece of Cake” Resignation Letter

 

Straightjacket Fashion

Why Stand In Line?

Shelf Ready Sleeper

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Deadneck Repairs

Starbucks Bethlehem

Bouncing Checks

Abbreviated Beetle

Nose Ring

Look At It This Way

Holy Bagel

The Ig Nobel Awards

Dead Hand

Redneck Hayride

Fishing Dog

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles E

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

Lost Dog

Under Control

Rap Piano
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

21-Jan-2018