Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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15-Nov-2018