Resignation Letter

Lottery winnings from family insiders

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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