Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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20-Sep-2018