Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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