Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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