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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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