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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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