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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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