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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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