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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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