Texas Rain Gauge

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Bottle Cap - Texas Rain Gauge

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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19-Jan-2018