Texas Rain Gauge

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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