Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.  Unknown Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann see also Dubm, Shopping & Sign Sections Arab WALMART Can You Spot the KMart Shopper? Dancing Mathematician New WalMart Mirror “Underneath That” Cake WalMart Job Application Walmart’s Redneck Wine 
