Water Walkers - Part I

Where it’s easy to walk on water



Water Walkers



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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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25-Aug-2019