Fresh Air Computing

He’s plugged into the currant bush...

Testing the neighbourhood bandwidth strength

The Doctor told Sven to get lots of fresh air



Fresh Air Computing outside college dormitory building

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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

DNA is nature's own nanoengineered computer and it is well suited for solving cominatorial problems. Combining attributes is, after all, the essence of genetics. - Ray Kurzeil

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan


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