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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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21-Sep-2017