Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

Old fashioned entertainment for the nerd in the crowd

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home





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I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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23-Jun-2018