Redneck Firewall

Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house

Is malware going to knock your computer off the Internet?



Redneck Brick Computer Firewall

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I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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24-Nov-2017