Zombies Can’t Swim

How to sell used boats

Creative advertising can sell anything



Zombies Can't Swim - creative advertising

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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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22-Jul-2017