Zombies Can’t Swim

How to sell used boats

Creative advertising can sell anything



Zombies Can't Swim - creative advertising

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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20-Sep-2017