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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. - William Feather

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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