Donald’s Ducks

Safety in numbers at fantasy land

The family is now complete at Disney World





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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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22-Oct-2017