Playground Mistakes

Low-survival swingsets for upset children

Some playground equipment didn’t pass safety inspection



Playground Mistakes















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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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24-Sep-2018