Redneck Chicken Farmer

Cross dressers on the farm

At least Bubba didn’t let the fox into the chicken coop



Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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20-Aug-2019