Redneck Chicken Farmer

Cross dressers on the farm

At least Bubba didn’t let the fox into the chicken coop



Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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19-Nov-2017