Redneck Chicken Farmer

Cross dressers on the farm

At least Bubba didn’t let the fox into the chicken coop



Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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25-May-2018