Redneck Chicken Farmer

Cross dressers on the farm

At least Bubba didn’t let the fox into the chicken coop



Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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19-Sep-2017