Redneck Home Cinema

Bubba brings in friends to provide surround sound

How to put a movie theater in your home on the cheap



Redneck Home Cinema

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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18-Sep-2019