Wheelbarrow Races

How to get 3 vehicles past the toll booth for the price of 1

Bubba found a cheaper option than motorizing his garden tools





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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was.
She told me, "In the lake." - Red Skelton

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that. - Mr. T

If you are a writer, you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. - Joyce Carol Oates

Medicine is the one place where all the show is stripped off the human drama. You, as doctors, will be in a position to see the human race stark naked - not only physically, but mentally and morally as well. - Martin H. Fischer


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16-Aug-2017