Woodpecker Trio

Counting how many mouths to feed for dinner

Soon you’ll have four of them knocking at your door



Hungry Woodpecker Trio

Where the squeakiest wheel gets the grease

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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17-Nov-2017