Bacon Mints

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Bacon Mints

Indulging in your favourite  Breath Mints

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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18-Sep-2019