Bacon Mints

Uncle Oinker’s savory products



Bacon Mints

Indulging in your favourite  Breath Mints

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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16-Jun-2019