Bike Horse Power

Way better than a Cowasaki

Jethro like to horse around with his Harley buddies



Motorbike Horse Power

Motorcycle  for a cool  Redneck  ride

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Hillbilly “Cowasaki” Motorcycle

 

Dogs Allowed

Redneck Riding Lawnmower

Two Feet Of Snow

Stretch VW

I'm Here!

Squirrel Bagpipes

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Dead Poirot

Bunny Calendar

Bicycle RV

Coming In, Going Out

Free Nobel Peace Prize

You Can't Fix Stupid

Long Winter

Winter Chair

Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment

Scenic Western Pennsylvania

Log Crayons

Redneck Chandelier

Umbrella Stand-ard
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16-Jan-2019