British League of Pessimists

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National No Smiling Day

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. - Kin Hubbard

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner



 

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23-Jan-2018