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Things are a little different in  Canada

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama



 

CarGate

Frozen Fish Meal

Grizzly Bear Chair

Dutch Cowboy

Snow Zombie

Pilot Prop Job

Stand Up Comedian

Nosey Bird

Stealth Fighter

Messerschmitt

Beginner's Billiards

Octostump

Trail Closed

Wash Day On The Farm

Trudeau Flagpole

Headset Warning

Cow Trampoline

Tractor Pull

Mandage

Texas Rims
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21-Feb-2018