CensorShip

What kind of pun-e ship would you sail on?



CensorShip Censor Ship

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A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci



 

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20-Sep-2017