My Last Swim In The Ocean

Preparing for Sharknado 2

When deep sea creatures come a little too close



Holding a scary deep sea fish - last swim in ocean

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Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


Showing off  Safety  at the beach
Cow Cycle
Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once
Escape The Bull
Front Row Seats
Last Baby Cobra Picture
Last Round of Golf
Log Out - Here It Comes!
“Lucky”  Dog
Pre-Dinner Photography
Redneck Manicure
“Say Cheese” One Last Time
Sheer Surprise
The Last Photo I Took
Wrong Way Train

 

Bridge Uplift

Shark Steaks

Hippy Birthday

Heineken Meets Star Wars

Head Butt

Just Like Grandpa

High Heel Diver

Leading Edge Climber

Garden Gnome Soccer

Florence Time

Bird Trio

Chess Sudoku Puzzles C

I Want My Own Room

Fish Flops

Lip Gloss

Beer Pong

Canadian High Five

Kodak Moment

Third Fiddle

Clown Down
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21-Jun-2018