ManHole

Preparing for a slide down Lawyer Lane

Politically correct people recognize this as a PersonHole cover



Sliding on ManHole Covers

Preventing   Theft   of manhole covers by thieves
wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Windmill Guitar

Cute Puppy

Golf Like I Do

Sharkalanche

Shark Bike

Peace Foot

Jet-Powered Barbecue

Ukraine Skype

Redneck Pole Support

Who Lost The Keys?

Thirsty Snake

Yolkswagon

Chess Sudoku Puzzles B

Coca Cola Twins

Kayak Tours for Lunch and Dinner Guests

Barbecue Pickup

BTTF II Car

I Love Pet Food

Gay Dog

Shark Week in the United Kingdom
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24-Jul-2017