ManHole

Preparing for a slide down Lawyer Lane

Politically correct people recognize this as a PersonHole cover



Sliding on ManHole Covers

Preventing   Theft   of manhole covers by thieves
wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Eavestrough Help

Hawk View

RU NEXT?

Water Street

Eagle Collision

Tiananmen Square Protest

Beetle Fan

FaceAche

Friendly Neighbour

Dual Fork Lift

Redneck Coffee Pot

Joe's Place

X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles C

Webber Upside Down

Trump Hair Trade Agreement

Reserved for Drunk Drivers

Head Coolant

Bear's Submarine Patrol

Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

Scenic Country Walk
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26-Sep-2017