ManHole

Preparing for a slide down Lawyer Lane

Politically correct people recognize this as a PersonHole cover



Sliding on ManHole Covers

Preventing   Theft   of manhole covers by thieves
wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Hazards of Nose Picking

Shadow Seats

Page Turn Mural

Russian Graduate

Chicken Rider

Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Tree Carpet

High Heel Gum Shoes

Putting Your Foot Down

Road Kill Grill - You Hit It, We Spit It

Wedding Dress For Sale

Items Of Value

Redneck Fence

Snake Wrap Dress

Lakescape

Hippo Racing

Hurricane Irene

Luxury Bungalows

Day At The Beach

Something Fishy
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16-Oct-2018