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Strategies to guide you through a  Family’s  “real life” hurdles
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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


Family Fun
Family Picture
Family Planning Advice
Family Ties
Family Tree
Get Along Shirt
The Van Gogh Family Tree

 

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Shoelusion

Almost Done

Swim Vacation

Foot Circle

Sumo Fault

Psychic Fair

Bread Dress

Cherry Picker

PMS Center

The Ass Family

Surf Lessons

Diet Water

Proof of Global Warming

Electricity Storage

Socket To Me

Snail Time

Segway Stroller

Wine Worms

Bear Surveillance
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26-May-2018