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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Parenting is ridiculously flawed. - Jody Defries

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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23-Oct-2018