Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride



Police ask you to choose your choice of ride

Your choice -  Drink,  Drive, or go to  Jail

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz



 

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