Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Connecting with your big friends



Twitter Tweets Relationship Overload

Sending condensed 140-character text message tweets

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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20-Sep-2018